🤣 Biggest Plot Twist in Crypto History?
Let’s recap the madness:
👉 The richest man alive
👉 Gets hired by the most powerful man in the world
👉 To run a government agency called... DOGE 😳
👉 And he’s a huge Dogecoin fan 🐶🚀
And still...
💤 $DOGE didn’t move.
No pump. No hype. No meme rally.
Just vibes and sideways price action.
Crypto logic = broken 😂
What’s going on with the meme king?
