Crypto traders be like: ‘I could sleep through an earthquake, a tsunami, even World War 3—but the second Bitcoin dips 2%, I’m wide awake, heart racing, opening 17 tabs, checking RSI, Fibonacci levels, whale alerts, moon phases, and Elon Musk’s tweets like my life depends on it. 🫣📉’
Meanwhile, my portfolio is down 47%, I’ve convinced myself it’s a buying opportunity, and I’m Googling ‘how to sell a kidney anonymously’ just to buy more on the dip. 💀
This is not a lifestyle. This is a disorder. Welcome to crypto.😵💫🧠
The life of a crypto trader is wild. Earthquake? I’ll sleep through it. World War 3? Hit snooze. Tsunami warning? Let me get 5 more minutes. But the moment Bitcoin dips even slightly, my eyes snap open like I just heard my name in a horror movie. Now I’m in bed at 3AM, checking charts like a possessed Wall Street analyst, whispering to myself, ‘Is this the dip? Should I DCA? Or is this the start of the next crypto winter?’
I ignore natural disasters, but I panic over red candles.
This is the way.
This is the market
