"No animals were harmed in the making of this portfolio… except my self-esteem."
😂 Crypto Comedy Poll: Your Trading Spirit Animal?
If your crypto trading style were an animal, what would you be?
🦁 The Lion – Brave, holds through the dip, screams “HODL” into the void.
🦍 The Ape – YOLOs into memecoins with zero research, vibes only.
🐢 The Turtle – Slow and steady, checks charts once a month.
🐔 The Chicken – Sells the top… of the first 1% gain.
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