Open Letter to the Market Kingmaker: President Trump, Help Us Get Rich!
Dear President Trump,
We, humble investors and market watchers, write to you with a simple request: Tweet something nice about the markets!
As we all know, few people have ever had such an electrifying effect on the financial world. Your posts have moved the Dow, shaken the S&P, and even given crypto some unexpected wings. You are, undeniably, the Kingmaker of Markets — a true maestro of momentum.
So, in these uncertain times, we ask that you once again wield your digital sword (a.k.a. your social media) and bless the charts with optimism, strength, and MAGA-grade confidence.
Just one good message from you, and maybe — just maybe — we too can ride the wave and make a little magic happen in our portfolios. After all, you did say we’d be winning so much we’d get tired of winning. We’re not tired yet!
With respect and enthusiasm,
Your loyal market minions 📈💰🇺🇸
