🌐 Crypto humor for the Binance fam!
1️⃣ Why did the Binance trader bring a pillow to the charts?
Because he wanted to catch some Zzzzzzzzz’s in the bear market! 🐻💤
2️⃣ Binance support: “How can I help you today?”
Trader: “Can you help me find my missing profits?”
Support: “Sorry, we only recover lost passwords, not lost dreams! 😂💔”
3️⃣ Why don’t Binance traders tell secrets?
Because they’re always in a liquid state! 🤫💧
4️⃣ I asked my Binance portfolio for a loan.
It said: “Sure, I’ll just borrow some from the bull market that never came.” 🐂🔜
5️⃣ Binance’s new slogan:
“Buy high, sell low, repeat until your memes become reality!”