Alts Are Killing Your Portfolio, But Sure… Keep Living in Denial 🤡
I warned you. Loudly. Repeatedly. With charts 📉. With logic 🧠. With historical facts. Not some bro-science from a Telegram group full of JPEG traders actual data.
Total 3 has been bleeding against BTC since 2021 🪦
That’s not “my opinion.” That’s a chart.
But what did I get in return?
“Oh, you’re dumb.” 🥴
“You don’t get it.” 🙄
“Wait and watch.” ⏳
Yeah, I waited. I watched. And now I’m watching your portfolio cry for help 😭 while you’re still tweeting “accumulating gems” 💎. Cute.
Let me spell it out again for the people at the back:
Altcoins have been in a steady downtrend vs. Bitcoin since 2021 🕳️
You know what that means? Every time BTC pumps 🚀, your precious bags just get lighter — in BTC terms and in dignity 🎒➡️🕳️
Still think your favourite alt is going to “flip ETH” because some Discord mod said so? 💀
Still waiting for the airdrop fairy 🧚♂️ to bless you with that life-changing portfolio?
Still stacking 27 micro-cap coins like you’re running your own DeFi zoo? 🐸🐶🦊🦍
Here’s the reality:
The only alts that might make you money now are the brand-new ones 🍼
The ones born out of hype, low float, VC games, and exit liquidity dreams 🤑
The old alts? They’re like Nokia in an iPhone world historic, but not coming back 📟➡️📱
I speak the truth, and I get abuse for it 🤷
Because I don’t sell you hopium 🫧
Because I don’t tell you your CoinMarketCap watchlist is “undervalued”
Because I don’t pretend every dip is a “generational buying opportunity” 🎭
Bitcoin is still consolidating 🟰
Alts are already wrecked 💣
And yet… you still want to “buy the dip” blindly? 👀🤦
Fine.
Be my guest 🎟️
Just don’t cry in my DMs later when your “conviction hold” becomes a “RIP thread” 🪦📉
Best of luck 🤝 — you’ll need it.
But hey — maybe this next 90% drop is the one that makes you rich 🤡💸
