Bitcoin’s PUMPING 🚀. Your Alts? Still in Rehab 🛌😂
Bitcoin is flirting with a new all-time high 💅
And the whole timeline’s acting like we all made it 🥂
But let me ask you this:
How’s your alt portfolio doing, champ? 😬
• ETH? Can’t even break $2.5K without getting a nosebleed 🤧
• SOL? Down 50% from its high 📉 But hey — at least it didn’t go offline this week, right? ⚡
• SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE?
Still stuck in 2022 pricing 🕰️
But sure, “this is accumulation,” not punishment 🤡
Every time I say this, the alt cultists come for me 🧙♂️
“You don’t get the tech” 🛠️
“You have no vision” 🔮
“You’re spreading FUD” 😱
Nah bro. I just have a portfolio that doesn’t look like a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️
Let’s get real:
Alts are not for HODLing 🙅♂️
They’re exit ramps. For insiders 🏃♀️💸
They pump, you sell 📈💰
You HODL, they dump 💀📉
Every cycle. Like clockwork ⏰
And yet here you are, still dreaming about the next 100x 🌈💭
Here’s what people forget:
💰 Bitcoin is for wealth preservation
🔁 Alts are for money rotation
You don’t marry alts 💍
You date them, drain them, then ghost them 👻
(Unless you’re into financial heartbreak 💔 — in that case, congrats on your long-term relationship with VET 🫡)
Institutions didn’t come for your alt 🧢
They came for BTC 🧱
BlackRock ain’t launching an ETF for SHIB, sorry 🤷♀️🐶
So go ahead, believe your Telegram admin 💬
Buy the dip 🛒
HODL harder 💪
Ignore the chart that’s been bleeding for 18 months 🩸📊
This cycle? BTC is king 👑
Everything else is just side noise for liquidity games 🎭
Wake up or get wrecked — again 🔥☠️
