“XRP hit the frontlines today—ran out screaming ‘UTILITY!’ and caught a red candle to the face.”
The SEC fired first.
We thought the lawsuit victory meant peace... turns out it was just a ceasefire.
Now XRP’s bleeding value like it’s leaking classified documents.
Command says “Just hodl,” but morale’s lower than the price chart.
Even the stablecoins are looking away like, “Damn, that’s tough.”