📢A meeting of investors is underway. One says:

— I invested in bitcoin and now I'm retired!

The second:

— I invested in dogecoin, and now I have a whole collection of memes!

The third, all sweaty, surrounded by monitors:

— I invested in ethereum (ETH)...

They ask him:

— So what, are you retired too now?

He wipes the sweat from his forehead:

— No, I'm a miner now. And my battery is keeping me warm...😄

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