📢A meeting of investors is underway. One says:
— I invested in bitcoin and now I'm retired!
The second:
— I invested in dogecoin, and now I have a whole collection of memes!
The third, all sweaty, surrounded by monitors:
— I invested in ethereum (ETH)...
They ask him:
— So what, are you retired too now?
He wipes the sweat from his forehead:
— No, I'm a miner now. And my battery is keeping me warm...😄