$BTC What is BTC?

Imagine gold, but without weight and shine — just a string of numbers in your computer that, for the most part, no one holds in their hands. But everyone around says: "Oh, it's expensive! It's cool! It's the future!"

Why do we need it?

To invest and become a millionaire (or bankrupt, depending on the day).

To have a topic for conversation at parties when you want to look smart.

To get anxious when the price drops 30% overnight.

How to buy BTC?

Register on an exchange.

Give money to the bank (goodbye, comfort!).

Buy BTC and pray that it doesn't crash.

What happens with BTC?

It grows like yeast.

Then it falls like a bear from a mountain.

Then there's a "hard fork", then "segwit", then other words that sound like a wizard's spell.

The most famous phrases related to BTC:

HODL — hold and don't sell, even if everything is burning.

To the moon! — when the price is rising and everyone believes that it will go to the moon.

Bitcoin never sleeps, and neither do I — the nocturnal meme of a crypto investor.

Why does everyone love BTC so much?

Because it's not just a currency — it's a whole subculture: memes, forums, figurines, payment systems, and endless debates about whether it is better than gold, the dollar, or borscht.