🚨 Chaos Unleashed at the $TRUMP Coin Dinner! 🍽️🪙
Last night’s gala? Pure crypto circus. Here’s the wildest recap you’ll read today:
1️⃣ “Brother Sun” Rug Pulled the Table:
Claimed his suit was “too tight” and dipped early…
Turns out — he secretly dumped his entire $TRUMP bag before dessert.
Bag gone. Trust gone. 💼💸💨
2️⃣ The Mic That Got Cold Feet:
Host was mid-speech when the mic vanished…
Later popped up for sale online:
> “🎤 Used once. Betrayed me. Selling with pain.”
The room? Lost it. Comedy level: 1000. 🤣
3️⃣ Fake Badge Drama (aka Badge-Gate):
One guest wore a fake U.S. Presidential badge —
which is actually illegal (yep, 6 months jail-time kinda illegal). 🚓⚖️
Even Obama and Biden never pulled that move.
What This Means (Beyond the Laughter):
⚠️ Whale Exit = Possible crash ahead
🎭 Event hype = Not a trade signal
⚖️ Legal stunts = Bad PR = Red candles
3 Survival Tips Before the Next Crypto Gala:
✅ Track wallets — whales dump quick.
✅ Don’t wear fake power — jail isn’t bullish.
✅ Have an exit plan — even the mic knew when to bounce!
Bottom Line:
The Trump's Dinner was straight meme fuel
_Tight suits, dumped bags, runaway mics & fake badges.
Laugh all you want, but protect your portfolio.
Hype fades. Losses don’t.