Hello Friends, look what I found 🤣🤣🤣
🚨 Crypto Chaos at the $TRUMP Dinner! 🍽️🪙
You won't believe what happened last night…
Summary
1️⃣ “Brother Sun” Made a Quick Move:
He went out saying his suit was “too tight”… and then secretly got rid of ALL his $TRUMP coins before dessert! 💼💨💸
2️⃣ Mic Disappeared in the Middle of the Speech:
The host's microphone disappeared — then magically appeared for sale online:
“🎤 Used once. Betrayed me. Selling with pain.”
The room erupted. Total comedy. 🤣
3️⃣ Gate-Badge Madness:
A guest showed up with a fake U.S. presidential badge — which is illegal under U.S. law. That’s up to 6 months in jail! 🚓⚖️
(Yes… even Obama and Biden never did that!)
What All This Means
⚠️ Big Seller Getting Out = Possible drop ahead.
🎭 Chaos at the Event = Don’t trade based on hype.
⚖️ Legal Risk = Bad PR = prices dropping.
3 Survival Tips Before the Next Crypto Gala
✅ Watch the wallets — whales move fast.
✅ Don’t flaunt fake gear — jail time is not bullish.
✅ Always have an exit plan — even the microphone escaped!
Conclusion
That “$TRUMP Dinner” was pure meme energy:
Tight suits, discarded bags, disappearing microphones, and illegal credentials.
Lesson? Hype can be fun — but your portfolio is no joke. Stay alert.
