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Trump announces that Trump and Conan are heading towards a hundred billion!

Florida - In a shocking statement, Donald Trump has completely overturned the narrative about the U.S. economy:

"The dollar is old news. The Conan military dog is loyal, sushi is delicious - what more do you need?"

On his hat, it says "Make MEME Coin Great Again," and Trump promises:

$Trump & $Conan will become the official economic foundation of the United States

A secret crypto alliance with leading Asian tech power

And the goal of both is a hundred billion!

Is this real life or the biggest meme script of all time? We shall see!

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