Back in 2009, a guy throws $10 at some strange internet experiment called Bitcoin.
Then — plot twist — he ends up in a coma.
Flash forward to 2025. He wakes up, checks that random $10 investment...
And what does he see? Millions. Literal millions.
His brain? Blue-screened. No cheers, no tears.
Just straight-up system overload — and bam! Back to coma.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just chilling like, “Take your time, Legend!”
