Palm Beach, FL – In a shock announcement, former President Donald Trump said that if he’s re-elected, Dogecoin and SushiSwap will become pillars of America’s economic future.
Wearing a bold red “Make Memecoins Great Again” hat, Trump proclaimed:
“The dollar is outdated. DOGE is loyal, SUSHI is delicious — that’s all America needs.”
He hinted at a “secret crypto alliance” with Asia, saying both coins are “on the launchpad to $10,000.”
Meanwhile, the internet imploded:
Elon Musk tweeted: “🐸🍣🐶➡️🌕”
Crypto markets surged. Twitter declared war. Memecoin mania is officially live.
The memeconomy is coming. Are you ready?
#DOGE #SUSHI #TrumpCrypto #Memecoins2025