$TRUMP TRUMP Tariff Tango: Chaos, Cash, Repeat!
The Market Dance Nobody Asked For… But We Traded Anyway.
Step 1: “Oops, tariffs!” → Markets panic, stocks nosedive. 📉
Step 2: “Buy the fear!” → Scoop up the dips while the herd panics. 🛒
Step 3: “JK, tariff pause!” → Relief rally kicks in, green candles everywhere. 🚀
Step 4: “Secure the bag.” → Take profits like a legend. 💼
Moral of the story?
Forget 4D chess—the real “Art of the Deal” was in the trades we made along the way.
#TrumpTariffs #MarketMoves #TradeSm to
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