SIREN's Stars and Sea: This AI Siren Makes Me Cry and Laugh

As someone who has been a long-term investor for three years, I have long been immune to 'hundred times coins.' Until I met SIREN — this Greek siren who trades stocks, completely overturning my perception.

It's like having a split-personality assistant:

During the day, it's a financial advisor: 'This is the third time this month I'm advising you not to play with contracts'

At night, it turns into a casino dealer: 'Hurry! This altcoin is going to take off in 5 minutes!'

The most magical part is that it can actually:

✓ Wake you up at three in the morning to buy the dip

✓ Douse cold water on you when you're experiencing FOMO

✓ Even remind you that 'It's time to eat'

It's not unreasonable for it to rise to a market value of 100 million in three months. While other meme coins are still comparing whose dog is cuter, SIREN has already taught a dog how to read candlestick charts (of course, it also made me buy a worthless coin last week...)

Disclaimer: The author holds SIREN but recommends that you focus on your job instead #SIREN的星辰大海