🚀 "When Alt Season?" - The Crypto Circle of Life.
Crypto Bros in 2024:
"BTC ATH → ETH go BRRR → ALTS MOON → LAMBO BY CHRISTMAS!"
Crypto Bros in 2025:
"BTC ATH → ETH go BRRR → ALTS MOON → LAMBO BY CHRISTMAS!"
Crypto Bros in 3025:
"BTC ATH → ETH go BRRR → ALTS MOON → LAMBO BY CHRISTMAS!"
The BTC-Alt Tango (A Tragic Love Story)
1. BTC Pumps:
→ Alts: "We’ll follow soon, right? …Right?"
→ ETH: "I’m literally the backbone of DeFi. Any day now…"
2. BTC Dominance (BTC.D) ↑:
→ Alts: "This is fine 🔥🐶☕"
→ ETH: "I’m not an alt. I’m a *blue chip.*"
3. BTC Pauses:
→ Alts: "OUR TIME! …Wait, why is BTC.D still 65%?"
→ ETH: I’m the bridge! The bridge!!"*
4. BTC Drops:
→ Alts: Crash faster than my 2025 New Year’s resolutions.
The Moral:
- Alt Season Rule #1: It comes when you sell your alts to buy more BTC.
- Alt Season Rule #2: No one knows when.
Wen Lambo?
Soon™ (maybe).
#AltSeason #BTC #ETH #WenLambo🤡
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Disclaimer: This post funded by 3 years of hopium and 37 failed ALTSEASON INCOMING tweets. 💸