🚨BREAKING: John Karony, SafeMoon’s crypto king, got slammed guilty on all charges in NYC! Conspiracy, money laundering, wire fraud—60 years possible! SafeMoon’s “locked liquidity” was just a lock on your wallets! 😂💰

Karony and his buddies sucked $200M out of SafeMoon like a vacuum on steroids. Porsches, mansions, vacations—while you held SFM dreaming of moons! Now he’s trading Lambos for handcuffs. Nice flex, bro! 😏

SafeMoon promised “security” and “reflection”—ha! More like “suc**rs” and “rejection.” Karony’s defense? “I didn’t mean to!” Sure, and I didn’t mean to eat all the empanadas! Jury said, “Sit down, clown.” 🎪

Thomas Smith flipped first, ratting out Karony for a lighter 45-year sentence. Snitches get stitches—or deals, apparently! Now Karony’s solo, facing a jail cell fancier than his crypto parties. Who’s the real moon now? 🌕

SafeMoon crashed 50% after the 2023 arrests and went bankrupt. Karony’s legacy? A token that’s now toilet paper! Maybe he’ll mint “PrisonCoin” next—10% rakeback for soap bars! 😄

Kyle Nagy’s hiding in Russia, sipping vodka while Karony takes the fall. Classic crypto trio: one snitches, one flees, one fries. SafeMoon’s swamp just got a new inmate—hope he likes orange jumpsuits! 🐊

So, crypto fam, is this justice or just another circus? Drop your hot takes below! Follow @Imy191Man here and at X for more spicy scam stories—let’s keep the laughs coming! 🚀

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