Welcome to the USA’s “cryptocracy”! 🇺🇸 The Economist says crypto’s now the heart of American politics. But instead of freedom, we get $TRUMP tokens and $20M dinners with the prez. Decentralization? Nah, just the Trump family biz! 😏

Remember when crypto promised “no politics”? Yeah, now it’s the “ultimate swamp asset” ($WAMP). Trump’s World Liberty Financial pumps stablecoins while Don vows to make the US a “crypto capital.” Conflict of interest? Just “business”! 😉

Crypto industry dumped $119M into 2024 elections via Fairshake. Result? Pro-crypto candidates in Congress, and critic Sherrod Brown lost. This ain’t lobbying—it’s “democracy by tokens.” Who said corruption? 🤔

The SEC under Trump suddenly loves crypto! 😍 Lawsuits against Kraken and Coinbase? Trashed! New SEC boss Paul Atkins is a crypto bro. Deregulation in full swing, fam! But doesn’t this smell like a swamp where tokens trump laws? 🤨

Trump once called Bitcoin a “scam.” Now? “Crypto capital of the planet” and a strategic Bitcoin reserve! 🤣 Flipped faster than $TRUMP’s 300% pump. All for votes and crypto bro wallets. Politics or circus?

While crypto bosses buy Congress seats, economists (hi, Eswar Prasad!) warn: crypto deregulation risks financial chaos. But who cares about stability when you can cash in on $WAMP? 💸 The swamp thrives!

The Center for Political Accountability says crypto’s election spending erodes democracy. $119M isn’t just “support”—it’s buying influence. Crypto’s the new Wall Street, but with memes and blockchain😎

The Economist calls it the “end of crypto ideals.” And they’re right. From a dream of freedom to a tool for political games and enrichment. Crypto didn’t replace the system—it joined it. Welcome to the swamp, Bitcoiners! 🐊

So, crypto fam, what’s next? More politician tokens? Bitcoin as the US currency? 😜 With Trump and his crypto buddies, anything’s possible. But one thing’s clear: decentralization’s dead, and cryptocracy rules. Thoughts? Follow me🚀