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Hey Noobies my 2029 BTC pizza happened already this year!!! 🎆🥳🎉
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#BinancePizza NPC - Processing Centre... 🏛️
🤣#seriousfunnies 😡
Year: 2029🗓️
ordered pizza🍕using retina wallet and a biometric crypto signature📱bcuz passwords are so 2025!🤭🙈
The drone🚁arrives in 4 mins hot and fast, but no cola!🥤
Conveniently an ad pops up on my AR🥸 glasses: NFT Cola - "Quench your thirst in the metaverse..."
Hmm catchy ad🤔what FOMO? clicked 'Buy Now...' half amused. One whole BTC flashes on-screen!!! valued now at $109,999.75!!!
Thanks to post-ETF mania just bought the world's most expensive digital soda!!! 🤣😭🤣
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