https://app.binance.com/uni-qr/cpos/24551407099330?l=en&r=292194297&uc=web_square_share_link&uco=yL55lJByfqu5FvKvWkAWEQ&us=copylink see this😎
Zoina Shaikh
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Bullish
Bitcoin’s PUMPING 🚀. Your Alts? Still in Rehab 🛌😂
Bitcoin is flirting with a new all-time high 💅 And the whole timeline’s acting like we all made it 🥂
But let me ask you this: How’s your alt portfolio doing, champ? 😬 • ETH? Can’t even break $2.5K without getting a nosebleed 🤧 • SOL? Down 50% from its high 📉 But hey — at least it didn’t go offline this week, right? ⚡ • SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE? Still stuck in 2022 pricing 🕰️ But sure, “this is accumulation,” not punishment 🤡
Every time I say this, the alt cultists come for me 🧙♂️ “You don’t get the tech” 🛠️ “You have no vision” 🔮 “You’re spreading FUD” 😱
Nah bro. I just have a portfolio that doesn’t look like a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️
Let’s get real: Alts are not for HODLing 🙅♂️ They’re exit ramps. For insiders 🏃♀️💸 They pump, you sell 📈💰 You HODL, they dump 💀📉 Every cycle. Like clockwork ⏰
And yet here you are, still dreaming about the next 100x 🌈💭
Here’s what people forget:
💰 Bitcoin is for wealth preservation 🔁 Alts are for money rotation
You don’t marry alts 💍 You date them, drain them, then ghost them 👻 (Unless you’re into financial heartbreak 💔 — in that case, congrats on your long-term relationship with VET 🫡)
Institutions didn’t come for your alt 🧢 They came for BTC 🧱 BlackRock ain’t launching an ETF for SHIB, sorry 🤷♀️🐶
So go ahead, believe your Telegram admin 💬 Buy the dip 🛒 HODL harder 💪 Ignore the chart that’s been bleeding for 18 months 🩸📊
This cycle? BTC is king 👑 Everything else is just side noise for liquidity games 🎭 Wake up or get wrecked — again 🔥☠️
#BTC110KToday?
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