The hustle of Bitcoin 🚀.
How are your altcoins doing? Still recovering? 🛌😂
Bitcoin is approaching a new all-time high 💅
And everyone acts like we’ve all succeeded 🥂
But let me ask you this:
How's your altcoin portfolio, buddy? 😬
• $ETH ? Can't seem to break $2.5K without issues 🤧
•$SOL ? Down 50% from its peak 📉 At least it didn’t crash this week, right? ⚡
• $SAND , ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE?
Still stuck at 2022 levels 🕰️
But sure, “this is accumulation,” not a punishment 🤡
Every time I mention it, the fervent altcoin supporters come to attack me 🧙♂️
“You don’t understand the technology” 🛠️
“You lack vision” 🔮
“You’re spreading fear, uncertainty, and doubt” 😱
No, buddy. I just have a portfolio that doesn’t look like a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️
Let’s be honest:
Altcoins are not for holding long-term 🙅♂️
They are ways to exit. For those who are inside 🏃♀️💸
They pump the price, you sell 📈💰
You hold, they take profits 💀📉
Every cycle. Like clockwork ⏰
And yet you’re still here, waiting for the next 100x 🌈💭
What people often forget is:
💰 Bitcoin is to protect your wealth
🔁 Altcoins are to move money
Don’t get attached to altcoins 💍
Exiting, draining, and then leaving on read 👻
(Unless you enjoy financial heartbreak 💔 — in that case, congrats on your long-term relationship with VET 🫡)
Institutions didn’t come for your alt 🧢
They came for BTC 🧱
BlackRock won’t launch an ETF for SHIB, sorry 🤷♀️🐶
So keep your faith in the Telegram group 💬
Buy the dips 🛒
HODL harder 💪
Ignore the chart that has been dropping for 18 months 🩸📊
Is this cycle? BTC is the dominant one 👑
Everything else is just background noise for the liquidity game 🎭
Wake up or you’ll get wrecked — again 🔥
