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Wow, brothers, this is serious! The old thief Powell dropped a bomb, and Bitcoin staged a high-altitude bungee jump overnight, the market is in wails. Last night, this guy at the Federal Reserve's annual bragging conference held up inflation data in one hand as a command and squeezed interest rate cut expectations in the other, scaring Bitcoin to jump around the 100,000 dollar mark like a bungee jump.
This old fox's tricks are too slick! Just said the April CPI data is "comforting," and then pulled out the PCE data hidden in his pants to threaten the market. If you ask me, this is modern financial alchemy, using the Federal Reserve's rhetoric to transform Bitcoin prices into a roller coaster! Now all the leeks in the world are staring at that pathetic data from the beautiful one, with retail growth of 0.1% in April? This is even less volatile than a gambler's contract account on Binance! What’s most critical is this guy suddenly changed his tune and said there might only be two interest rate cuts in 2025! Damn! Wasn't it said before that there would be three cuts this year? Isn't this clearly playing tricks? Now market folks are saying the beautiful one might fall into a deflationary pit.
April PPI data has all declined, retail data is as weak as impotence, this is even scarier than inflation! If the old man Powell really crashes Bitcoin down to 80,000 dollars, haha, I estimate there won't be enough room on the rooftop for the queue.
As expected, the most terrifying news has caused a crash. Last night, a total of 194,304 people were liquidated globally, with a total liquidation amount of 481 million dollars. The largest single liquidation occurred on OK, where a brother who opened too many Ethereum long positions was taken away with 4.1976 million dollars overnight. How are you doing, brother?
Oh my god! The annual slaughtering of leeks in the crypto circle is currently being staged! This son of a bitch Sun has turned Trump's banquet into a TRUMP slaughterhouse! 220 big shots from the crypto circle gathered together, and on the list, Sun's holdings are three times that of the second place! Isn't this clearly indicating a plan to control the market? This operation is an epic textbook case of slaughtering leeks! Sun has long secretly hoarded a full hand of TRUMP, and now using the excuse of holding a celebration banquet for Trump, combined with TRX suddenly soaring 20%, is clearly preparing to harvest! Those fools rushing into TRUMP probably still think they are going to get rich, not realizing that Sun's sickle is already resting on their necks! Even more outrageous is that this guy launched some CONAN coin! Isn't this just trying to replicate the TRUMP coin trick? First, release news to pump the price, wait until the leeks are ecstatic, and then clear the warehouse in one go.
If you ask me, those rushing towards these altcoins now are either brain-dead or overconfident, really thinking Sun Yuchen is a philanthropist? The leeks that were cut by Sun back then have grass over two meters tall on their graves now. Yesterday, news came out that the beautiful one is going to legislate for crypto, that so-called GENIUS bill, the two parties are fighting bloody over whether the president can trade crypto. With a voting result of 48:49, the Democrats suddenly inserted a "ban the president from trading crypto" clause, isn't this clearly targeting Trump?
What’s most critical now is the regulation of stablecoins! 230 billion dollars in USDT and USDC are still running naked. If Goldman Sachs is right and there’s no legislation before June, the trillion-dollar market could collapse in an instant. I heard that exchanges in Hong Kong and Singapore are sharpening their knives, just waiting to seize the beautiful crypto pricing power! The funniest part is that the SEC suddenly paused the lawsuit against Binance! Crypto mom Peirce has taken over the new working group, and this definitely has some dark secrets! If you ask me, this is Trump stirring the pot behind the scenes, wanting to muddy the waters of the crypto market before the elections.
The current situation is ten times more stimulating than the 94 regulations in 2017! Yesterday, an article was criticized for not knowing what I was talking about, come on, today I’ll give you some hard facts! From the 4-hour chart, Bitcoin is currently stuck in the coffin board range of 101500-106500, unable to move. The MACD red bars are shrinking, but the DIF line just can't break through the zero axis, which is a typical symptom of bullish impotence! The manipulators are having a blast now! Pulling the price up during the day and crashing it at night, specifically causing trouble near the liquidation lines. If you ask me, at this position, breaking 106500 could touch the previous high of 109225, but if it drops below 93780, the 80,000 dollar pit will teach you a lesson in no time.
Those brothers who are leveraged and gambling, I suggest you prepare some quick-acting heart-saving pills! Ethereum is really showing off this time, soaring 40% in three days and directly hitting the Douyin hot list. The Pectra upgrade raised the staking limit to 2048 ETH, isn't this clearly opening the back door for institutional big shots? If you ask me, ETH's rise is just a rebound from overselling, 3000 dollars is definitely possible! But to surpass Bitcoin? Dream on!
Finally, here’s some life-saving advice for the folks: Don’t even touch Sun's coins! This guy now holds 80% of the circulating TRUMP coins, and you’ll be smashed so hard your mother won’t recognize you! When Powell says dovish, go short; when he says hawkish, go long, guarantee it’s more reliable than technical analysis. Only play altcoins before dawn! When you see a big shot like Sun Yuchen on stage, quickly pull up your pants and run. Don’t let your contract leverage exceed 3x! In this market, the manipulators specifically target greedy fools. Always keep 30% Bitcoin in your wallet! Regardless of bull or bear market, holding hard currency ensures a good night's sleep.
Brothers, there are no living Buddhas in the crypto circle, only ruthless manipulators who eat people without spitting out bones! So a person without goals will eventually become someone else's goal. A person without a plan will ultimately be planned by others. What truly affects trading profits is you yourself, unrelated to luck. Because of ignorance, there is no fear. Always remember, when following the trend, the market creates you; against the trend, the market educates you.