Zero Gains, Max Virality 💀📉😂 (Portfolio Down, Meme Game Up)
My portfolio is down 87%. Wallet says “Please stop.”
But my memes? Viral. Trending. Quoting. Clipped and reposted.
I might not have bags, but I’ve got punchlines.
Trading broke my spirit. Memes revived my brand.
While whales flex yachts, I’m flexing engagement stats.
Followers don’t care if your coin rugged — they care if your post slaps.
So here I am… broke, caffeinated, and funny as hell.
Because when charts fail, memes prevail.
LFG = Laughs For Gains.