Crypto Trader Tries to Go Legit… It Backfires 💼🧍♂️ (Explaining Crypto to a Banker)
Walked into the bank like a grown man, ready to deposit profits.
Then came the question: “Source of income?”
I panicked. Said I flipped frog coins on Solana.
The teller blinked twice. Another banker peeked over.
I tried explaining LPs, NFTs, and airdrop farming. They handed me a risk form.
Apparently “meme coins” and “staking rewards” don’t count as official income.
Next time I’m saying I sold biryani. It’s less confusing.
Crypto is easy until you have to explain it to TradFi.
My bags are green. My brain is friend.
