#TradeLessons #TradeStories #joke $
Ethan heard his barber made $10,000 trading crypto ๐๐ฐ. So naturally, he thought, โIf he can do it with scissors in one hand โ๏ธ, I can do it with both thumbs on my phone.โ ๐ฑ๐๐
He bought a coin called MoonDogePepeX ๐ถ๐๐ธ because someone on Twitter said, โThis is the next Bitcoin, trust me, bro.โ ๐๐ฅ๐๐
In an hour, the price doubled ๐ and Ethan was dancing like: ๐บ๐
He texted his mom: โIโm basically Warren Buffet with Wi-Fi.โ ๐ง๐ถ๐ผ
Then the next morning...
CRASH! ๐ฅ๐
His portfolio looked like leftovers after a food fight ๐๐ซ
He crawled back to the barber shop ๐ข๐โโ๏ธ
The barber asked, โSo, howโs MoonDogePepeX doing?โ
Ethan whispered, โIt went to the moon... ๐
...but I got stranded on Earth without gas fees.โ โฝ๐ซ๐