#TradeWarEases The trade war finally took a chill pill, and crypto investors are acting like it’s Black Friday at a Bitcoin buffet. With tariffs on pause, global markets sighed in relief—except crypto, which never learned how to sigh and instead skyrocketed like a caffeinated squirrel. Bitcoin’s feeling bullish, Ethereum’s flexing its smart contracts, and even Dogecoin briefly considered being serious (but nah). While traditional markets play it cool, crypto does its usual backflip into volatility. Peace talks may calm nations, but in the crypto world, even a truce is just another excuse to party on the blockchain.
