The wealth train is starting again! Bitcoin's thrilling roller coaster at $104,000, altcoins are collectively going crazy! Moodeng's 14x myth, PNUT's 4x surge, and the golden dog DOUBAO soaring to the sky!
Today, I don’t need to hype; the market has directly tsunamied for me! Some are laughing so hard their jaws dislocate, while others are crying to the point of dehydration shock - is this a trading market? Clearly, it's the contemporary Noah's Ark site!
Magical Realism Weekend Carnival
1. Fierce Animals
The MEME sector is staging a sequel to (Zootopia): The hippopotamus rises from the sewer to become a unicorn (14 times!), the squirrel achieves financial freedom through hoarding nuts (4 times!). It is recommended that the zoo urgently install anti-escape electric nets, after all, the next 'jailbreak star' may be lurking in the K-line chart.
2. The Printing Machine Model of the SOL Chain
Trump Coin's daily trading volume is $140 million, Fartcoin $130 million - in this day and age, political jokes and physiological phenomena are worth more than most listed companies. It is recommended that Wall Street change MBA courses to (Internet Meme Finance).
3. ETH's Weibo and Douyin Magical Drift
A 40% surge in 3 days topped the trending list, only to be taken down at lightning speed. This plot is more thrilling than (The Wolf of Wall Street), and it's recommended to release a TikTok challenge next time: #ETHExplosiveDance#, definitely more useful than technical analysis.
Dimensionality Reduction Attack by Institutional Players
1. Wood Sister's $1.5 Million Bitcoin Prophecy has left all technical analysts unemployed. Buying BTC now is like attending a wealthy tea party: BlackRock and Fidelity are throwing money on the coffee table, while retail investors kneel on the ground picking up coins.
2. The matter of Trump inviting for dinner, today’s snapshot, after the snapshot there will be expectations of a crash, and then the team will find a way to continue making retail investors push the prices up; in short, the Trump Coin team knows how to play.
Bitcoin's New Law: Previously: Halving cycle × Miner cost = Price. Now: Institutional buying volume ÷ Retail panic level = Price;
The Bitcoin market is undergoing an unprecedented power change! Once dominated by OGs and retail investors, it has now been completely taken over by Wall Street giants and mysterious consortiums. These capital behemoths hold trillions in chips, and with a gentle wave of their claws, they can make Bitcoin soar or crash - and the current trend, without a doubt, is a violent surge!
A historic turning point has arrived: $70,000 has become an eternal bottom!
Last weekend, Bitcoin maintained a high position in unmanned driving mode, accumulating energy like a sleeping lion. All technical indicators are screaming: A decline? Non-existent! The $70,000 low point reached in April is destined to become the most valuable bottom-fishing relic of 2024. Even crazier - this week is very likely to violently break through the historical high (ATH), and the target for the second half of the year aims at $150,000 to $200,000 in the starry sea!
Altcoin Carnival Guide: Either MEME or Leading Coins!
While the market is still immersed in the epic narrative of Bitcoin, smart money has already entered the altcoin battlefield. The current crazy MEME craze is oddly met with indifference, what does this indicate? The market has just begun! By the time the entire network is suffocated with FOMO, you won't even be able to breathe second-hand smoke. If you don't dare to chase MEME at a high price, those leading altcoins that haven’t launched yet are your Noah's Ark - lying in ambush now, laughing at others tomorrow as they slap their thighs!
Bitcoin takes a brief pause, and Ethereum immediately sounds the counterattack horn!
The market greed index has just ignited, any pullback is a golden opportunity for you to get on board. But remember: the strong stay strong, and the weak perish!
1. The Heavenly Warriors (50% of lost ground reclaimed): SUI, TAO, BCH, ETH, PENDLE, MKR... These coins are staging a king's return!
2. Elite Troops (Returning to March Highs): ADA, JTO, AAVE, LINK... Strong players making steady progress!
3. Cannon Fodder Camp (Playing Dead): AEVO, ACT, STRK... These losers don’t even care about the dignity of a rebound!
While you are still hesitating, the prophets have already taken action - PNUT surged 30% in one day, BIRTUAL launched over 10%, and ETHFI is about to take off again after consolidating at a high position! This is the cruel truth of the bull market: new retail investors make a fortune with courage, while old retail investors miss opportunities in the bear market PTSD.
Remember: In a highly volatile bull market, those who dare not buy at low prices are destined to be left behind!
Today's Legendary MEME: Doubao's Great Escape ($DOUBAO) - Huayou Culture Nuclear Bomb is here!
A legend is being born on the BSC chain: On April 3, 2025, the capybara "Doubao" from Jiangsu Zoo launched a shocking jailbreak operation! (People's Daily) Top news report, trending topic across the internet, this 'wanted capybara' has become a symbol of free spirit, perfectly aligning with:
ETH Chain's Hippopotamus MOODENG (market cap of $200 million, endorsed by Vitalik), SOL Chain's PNUT (market cap of $400 million, named by Musk and Trump).
$DOUBAO's Furious Advantage:
Real social hotspots + nationwide IP, Huayou MEME culture output benchmark, the original mine yet to be detonated by CZ/He Yi, countdown script for Binance Alpha launch.
At this moment, countless whales are secretly building positions. Will you wait to chase high prices after they hit the exchange, or will you join this 'Huayou Crypto Uprising' now? Remember: In a bull market, those conservatives who don’t dare to go all in will eventually become the backdrop of someone else's wealth story!
