Which Crypto Joke Hurts you the most?😂
**Why did the NFT collector get locked out of his house?**
Because he put all his money into *digital art* and couldn’t afford a *physical key*!
**What’s a crypto investor’s favorite type of music?**
*Rocket man* by Elton John—because they’re always waiting for their portfolio to blast off! 🚀
**Why don’t crypto traders ever get invited to parties?**
Because they always *FOMO* in too late and *rug pull* the snacks!
**How do you know someone’s into Bitcoin?**
Don’t worry—they’ll *tell you* within 5 minutes of meeting you.
**What did the Shiba Inu say after a 90% crash?**
*"This is fine."* (while the market burns) 🔥
**Why did the altcoin investor start gardening?**
To finally grow something that *wasn’t a shitcoin*!
**What’s the difference between a crypto trader and a philosopher?**
One asks, *"To HODL or not to HODL?"*
The other just cries in a corner.
**Why did the crypto bro bring a ladder to the bar?**
To *reach new ATHs* (All-Time Highs) in his drinking game!
**What’s the most romantic thing a crypto trader can say?**
*"I’d rather lose money with you than make it with anyone else."*
**Why did the blockchain break up with the centralized exchange?**
It wanted *decentralized love*—no more middlemen!
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**Final Thought:**
Crypto is the only place where people *celebrate* losing 50% because *"it’s not 90%!"*
Want *even more*? I can do this all day… but your portfolio might not recover from the laughter! 😂