🎺 Global Melon Alert⚠️

Tonight at 22:00 (UTC+8) Trump will release a "shocking statement that will shake the world!" 🇺🇸🌍

Is it a huge secret or a joke across America? Let's boldly speculate a few possibilities👇

🎤 Announce zero tariffs, and the global market takes off right on the spot?

👑 Run for Earth President, build the "Galaxy Trump Tower," with the White House as just the starting point and Mars as the final destination?