Ethereum's Epic Upgrade = Epic Loneliness? Technology Takes Off, Prices Lie Flat, The Whole Village Hopes in Vain! 🤯

Ethereum just unleashed a big move, developers are celebrating, the community is in tears of joy, even Vitalik is on stage giving a thumbs up! But what happened? The market is as cold as a message from an ex—coin prices remain unmoved, Gas fees still hover in the 1s, miners are yawning, and retail investors are left bewildered.

“A leap forward in performance”? More like a punch thrown into thin air.

Technology is soaring, but the market is as dead as a backdrop, investors are starting to doubt: “Did I just buy loneliness?”

The ending is heart-wrenching but true: Bull markets don’t rely on lines of code; the market only looks at emotional cues! This wave of Ethereum won in technology but lost in traffic. 📉💔