#MEME法案 y The Federal Reserve is doing something tonight, can the MEME Act sanction the president?

Brothers, at two o'clock tonight, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

Interest rates are definitely not moving, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to adopt a hawkish stance,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a little anesthetic.

Lastly, there’s the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

The unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful senator wanted to push some "MEME Act",

Saying the president can't issue Dogecoin, haha, they are just jealous that Trump made a fortune by issuing coins,

"MEME Act"? That's hilarious!

That bunch of old scoundrels on Capitol Hill have been trimming the leeks until their hands are sore,

Now they pretend to be white lotus flowers? When Trump issues a coin, it’s "the biggest corruption in history,"

Why don’t you say that you politicians print money and flood the market every day, worse than the local dog projects?

One day, Sleepy Joe might issue an "Alzheimer's Coin," and Pelosi might create an "Insider Trading Coin,"

Shouldn't they turn Congress into a bn exchange?

Leeks, hurry up and buy the dip, once the bill passes,

Politicians’ local dog coins will directly become limited edition NFTs,

Certified by Congress, rights protection must break the issue!