#MEMEAct Ladies and gentlemen, the $MEME coin Act marks a bold (and entirely fictional) step toward acknowledging the cultural and economic chaos meme coins bring to the digital era. The MEME Act—short for Make Every Meme Explode—doesn’t exist... yet. But in crypto, memes are the law.

From $DOGE for barking its way into Wall Street to $PEPE hopping into investor portfolios, meme coins have become a bizarre blend of internet humor and speculative finance. Every coin with a cartoon mascot now thinks it’s the next crypto messiah.

These tokens don’t run on fundamentals—they run on vibes, virality, and zero due diligence. Think TikTok meets blockchain. The investors? Equal parts degenerate gamblers and internet comedians, throwing money into the void with ironic hope.

Just remember: with great meme power comes an even greater rug-pull risk.

Would you like it to be more serious, funnier, or shorter?