#MEME法案 #MEME法案 Should we sanction the President?

Brothers, at two o'clock tonight, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

Interest rates will definitely stay the same, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to take a hawkish stance,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a bit of anesthesia.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, this one is crucial,

The unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful Senator wanted to do something about the "MEME Act",

Saying the President can't issue Dogecoin, haha, this is jealousy over Trump making a fortune with his coin,

The "MEME Act"? Hilarious!

Those old fogies on Capitol Hill are getting rich off retail investors,

Now they're pretending to be pure? When Trump issues a coin, it's "the biggest corruption in history",

Why don’t they say that you politicians print money and flood the market more recklessly than the most dubious project?

One day, King Sleep should issue an "Alzheimer's Coin", and Pelosi can create an "Insider Trading Coin",

Shouldn't we turn Congress into a bn exchange?