#FOMCMeeting Wall Street Traders: "Did they cut? To the moon, baby!"

Powell, unfazed: "Did I stumble?"

Millennial homeowners: "So... is it a good time to refinance?"

The Federal Reserve: "Yes, a resounding no."

Current state of the market:

Stocks: Feeling their power, walking like they own the place

Bonds: Midlife crisis mode

Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party

Gold: Zen and carefree

Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Summary of Powell's press conference:

"We are doing what is necessary."

Translation: "We are just winging it with some fancy charts."

Let's be real: FOMC meetings these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Chaos, FedSpeak 101, and Generation Z vs. Wall Street.

See you next time: bring snacks and maybe a therapist who understands macroeconomics.