#FOMCMeeting

latest meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing climbing faster than the interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”

Powell, unbothered: “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... is now a good time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Yeah, hard no.”

Current market mood:

Stocks: Feeling themselves, strutting like they own the place

🔥Bonds: Midlife crisis mode

🔥Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party

🔥Gold: Zen and unbothered

Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s press conference summed up:

“We’re doing what’s necessary.”

Translation: “We’re just winging it with some fancy charts.”

Let’s be real—FOMC meetings#FOMCMeeting these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street.. .. .