Bitcoin is experiencing wild swings! Just like the temperament of an ex!

This morning, I woke up and saw that Bitcoin is playing the 'ECG mode' again — at 2 AM, a big bullish candle shot up to $96,500, scaring the bears into changing their ID to 'liquidation unworthy of love' overnight. But before dawn, the price shrank back below $96,000, behaving like a good child. This trend resembles an ex after a breakup, making you guess whether they really love you with their hot-and-cold behavior.

1. The 'Quantum Wave Animation Line Technique' of the Manipulators

On the daily chart, the Bollinger Bands are stretched like an inflated rubber band, with the middle band at $95,000 becoming the arena for bulls and bears to wrestle. The MACD red bars are clearly shrinking, yet the DIF and DEA lines are sticking together like a couple in a passionate relationship, leaving technical analysts scratching their heads: 'Are you two breaking up or not? Give us a clear answer!' The most outrageous part is the 4-hour K-line, where three consecutive bullish candles forcefully created a 'Mario jumping on a mushroom' pattern, prompting netizens to angrily comment: 'This batch of manipulators must have played Super Mario, specifically targeting midnight for plumber sneak attacks!'

2. Trump tweeted at midnight, Bitcoin got a sudden boost

At 3:30 AM, our comrade Trump suddenly tweeted 'A big event will happen in the next 72 hours,' combined with BlackRock's IBIT swallowing 5,600 bitcoins in a single day, causing the price to skyrocket. Retail investors stayed up all night complaining: 'Good news always comes at midnight; are the manipulators afraid we'll be too alert during the day?' Conspiracy theorists have also discovered that every time the price nears $97,800, mysteriously, $1.5 billion in short orders appear on-chain, and netizens humorously dubbed this 'the collective graveyard of the Wolf of Wall Street.'

3. Million-dollar crash? Netizens: A drop of $150,000 is called a 'correction'!

CZ dug up a five-year-old prophetic post early in the morning, topping the trending list with the joke 'Bitcoin crashed from $1.01 million to $985,000.' The comments section exploded: 'A drop of $150,000 is nothing compared to a real crash? My account's volatility is more thrilling than that!' 'Suggest renaming it to “How to Elegantly Versailles.”' The most heartbreaking moment was when a big V shared their holdings chart — 98.5% of their position is in BNB, captioned: 'True faith is using Bitcoin as a backup,' sparking thousands to line up in praise of 'the real world.'

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