$BOOP

Not even as good as a donkey, at least the donkey has some pride, this thing has none!

It's been three days, booP, and the user's still a pathetic 1278, not even exceeding 1300. For an airdrop coin, this is such a disgrace. The most shameful thing on alpha, bar none.

Out of nowhere comes a donkey, pulling from 50% to 130% and then to 260%. The donkey is having a blast, running around the world, completely forgetting the humiliation of booP, with not even 1300 users. Yet it still boasts a market value of three hundred million, consistently topping the decline list while not appearing on the rise list at all.

Not as good as a donkey, not even as good as a donkey, the donkey still has pride, but this thing has no pride at all.