#FOMCMeeting

#FOMCMeeting UPDATE

The Fed just wrapped up, and let’s be honest—the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned a “soft landing.”

Wall Street: “They held rates—strap in, we’re moon-bound!”

Powell (stone-faced): “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... refi time?”

The Fed: “Absolutely not.”

Market Mood Check:

Stocks: Vibing hard

Bonds: Deep existential crisis

Crypto: Partying like it’s 2021

Gold: Just vibing in the corner

Recession: Still in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s presser, summarized:

“We’re doing what needs to be done.”

Translation: “We're just out here trusting our spreadsheets.”

Let’s face it—FOMC meetings are now part economic policy, part psychological thriller, and part live meme fest.

Catch you next time—bring snacks and a therapist fluent in macroeconomics.

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