#FOMCMeeting
FOMC: "We will meet for two days."
Crypto trader: "Okay... so I have to be nervous for two full days?"
😬📉
Probability of interest rate decrease: 2.7%
What does it mean?
The chance of you getting back with your ex is still greater.
💔➡️🤡
Bitcoin, Ethereum, and their crew are like college students:
Waiting for news from the Fed while hoping for a discount on living costs.
🍜🪙📉
But remember, bro-sis, the market can go up and down...
But our spirit shouldn't go down!
🚀💪
DYOR, HODL, and don't panic when you see red candlesticks...
that's not a sin, that's a test.
🕯️🔴 = 🙏✨