#FOMCMeeting

FOMC: "We will meet for two days."

Crypto trader: "Okay... so I have to be nervous for two full days?"

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Probability of interest rate decrease: 2.7%

What does it mean?

The chance of you getting back with your ex is still greater.

💔➡️🤡

Bitcoin, Ethereum, and their crew are like college students:

Waiting for news from the Fed while hoping for a discount on living costs.

🍜🪙📉

But remember, bro-sis, the market can go up and down...

But our spirit shouldn't go down!

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DYOR, HODL, and don't panic when you see red candlesticks...

that's not a sin, that's a test.

🕯️🔴 = 🙏✨

#Fed #crypto #news #MarketPullback

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