#FOMCMeeting The Fed just made it clear to the markets - "Did you really think we would start lowering rates already?"

CME FedWatch shows only a 2.7% chance of a 25 basis point cut in May. Essentially, the same odds as a vending machine snack not getting stuck halfway.

So what should a crypto/risk investor do?

— Altcoins? Buckle up. The roller coaster isn't over yet.

— Bitcoin? It might remember its image as "digital gold" again.

— DeFi? Aim for real yield, not those magical 1000% APY from fantasyland.

— Stocks? Keep one eye on the Nasdaq and the other on your blood pressure.

— Cash? Don't rush - sometimes popcorn and patience are underrated.

In short: rates aren't falling yet, but volatility may be. Who will blink first - the Fed or the markets?