#FOMCMeeting FOMCMeeting UPDATE
The Fed just wrapped up their meeting, and let’s just say the only thing climbing faster than rates was Powell’s stress level when someone dared to say “soft landing.”
Wall Street traders “They held rates—we’re going to the moon!”
Powell, deadpan: “Did I mumble?”
Every millennial homeowner:b“Sooo... refi time?
The Fed “Hard pass, buddy.
Market vibes right now
Stocks: Feeling themselves
Bonds:Having an identity crisis
Crypto: Raging like it’s 2021 again
Gold:Just chilling