#FOMCMeeting

The Fed just gave markets that look - “You really thought we were cutting rates already?”

CME FedWatch is showing just a 2.7% chance of a 25 bps cut in May. Basically the same odds as a vending machine snack not getting stuck halfway.

So, what’s a crypto/risk-on investor supposed to do?

— Altcoins? Buckle up. The rollercoaster isn’t over.

— Bitcoin? Might dust off its “digital gold” persona again.

— DeFi? Go for real yield, not those magical 1000% APYs from fantasy land.

— Stocks? Keep one eye on the Nasdaq, the other on your blood pressure.

— Cash? Sit tight - sometimes popcorn and patience are underrated.

Long story short: rates aren’t dropping yet, but volatility might be. Will the Fed blink first, or the markets?