Downstairs convenience store owner: From 1000 to 1 million, I witnessed the wildest tales of getting rich in the cryptocurrency world!

Let me tell you a true magical realism story —

The Uncle Wang downstairs who sells cigarettes and instant noodles has been crowned as the 'cleaner of the cryptocurrency world' by us. In 2013, he was tricked into the cryptocurrency world by his own nephew, holding onto 10,000 yuan he earned from selling spicy strips for half a year, and he gritted his teeth and bet it all on Dogecoin. At that time, we all laughed at him for being 'duped by a dog', who would have thought that this worthless Dogecoin would skyrocket the following year, and his account balance soared to 500,000!

His nephew, with a keen sense of smell, cashed out overnight to buy a house and marry a wife, and before leaving, he earnestly advised him: 'Uncle, take your profits!' Uncle Wang waved his hand with a cigarette in his mouth: 'If Bitcoin can soar to the heavens, my Dogecoin should be able to reach the moon!' Just as he finished speaking, the price dropped like a kite with a broken string — 500,000 became 50,000, 50,000 became 5,000, and finally, when it was left with just 1,300 yuan, Uncle Wang angrily deleted the app and started cursing at everyone: 'Virtual currencies are all scams against our ancestors.'

The turning point came one deep night in 2022, when Uncle Wang was squatting at the convenience store entrance picking his feet, suddenly he came across the news of Dogecoin's surge. His hands trembled as he downloaded the app, and when entering the password, he made three mistakes in a row — when he finally logged in, the number on the screen shocked him so much that he dropped his reading glasses: 1.02 million! This old brother immediately slapped his thigh and told everyone, 'Deleting the app is the ultimate strategy in the cryptocurrency world.'

Now, Uncle Wang teaches everyone the 'Three Divine Swords':

1. Bet on Dog luck: Don't touch air coins, choose ones that can breathe (like real Dogecoin);

2. Bet on choices: Zero-value coins are harsher than scumbags, if you step on one, you'll lose everything;

3. Bet on longevity: Playing dead for three years isn't long, who knows you might strike gold in the grass on your grave.

Do you ask me if I believe it? Anyway, now when I see Uncle Wang selling instant noodles, his eyes are different — after all, the numbers lying in his phone are more than the zeros in my bank balance. However, a friendly reminder: Uncle has not sold any coins yet, and I am still downstairs buying his 5 yuan ham sausage.

(Risk warning: The cryptocurrency world is risky, playing dead requires caution, this article does not constitute any investment advice, after all, I also want to buy Dogecoin and become a convenience store owner! 🐶)