$BTC "From Zero to (Almost) Hero: Bitcoin’s Wild Ride"
Back in 2010, when Bitcoin was worth less than a pizza, tech bros laughed. "Internet monopoly money!"they scoffed. One guy even spent 10,000 BTC on two Papa John’s pies—now a $600 million snack.
By 2013, Bitcoin hit $1,000, and skeptics smugly said, "Bubble!" Then it crashed to $200. "Told ya!” they crowed. But Bitcoin, like a stubborn meme, resurrected.
2017: $20,000! "This time it’s real!" Cue the 80% plunge. "Dead again!" declared the haters.
Then… institutional investors arrived. Elon Musk tweeted. Companies hoarded it. By 2021, $69,000! "To $100K we go!"
…Until another crash. "Scam!" screamed the crowd. But Bitcoin, like a cockroach in a nuclear winter, refused to die. Now, whispers of $100K grow louder.
Moral? Never bet against the internet’s chaotic money. And maybe… just maybe… hodl. #FOMCMeeting #USStablecoinBill
