#FOMCMeeting "An ant accidentally climbed into the ice cream.

— Oh, what cold?! — she screams.

The trader looks and says:

— It's the #FOMCMeeting, we're waiting for decisions, so the market is frozen!

— And what should I do?!

— The same as all of us — patiently wait until everything melts!"

Moral: financial markets sometimes resemble ice cream — first they freeze, and then they melt. 🍦🐜😆