#USStablecoinBill US Stablecoin Bill Just Dropped—Crypto Twitter Be Like:

Congress: “We’re here to bring clarity to stablecoins.”

Crypto bros: “Finally! Wait… what kind of clarity?”

Stablecoins are supposed to be… well, stable.

But the government said, “Let’s make it exciting!”

Now USDC and USDT are side-eyeing each other like they’re on a reality show.

Regulators: “We want transparency.”

Devs: “Cool, do you want that in code or interpretive dance?”

Everyone in DeFi: “This bill better not touch my yield farm.”

Everyone else: “What’s a stablecoin? Is that like a chill Bitcoin?”