**🚨 When You Ask for Crypto Financial Advice Online...**

📈 *Random Anon:* **"DUMP IT ALL INTO DOGECOIN! 🚀🌕"**

💎 *Crypto Guru:* **"Actually, you should DCA into BTC and HODL for 10 years."**

🤡 *You After Listening to Both:* **"So… leverage trade memecoins on a Tuesday? Got it."**

**Moral of the Story:** Do your own research (DYOR)! 🧠💡

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