“Whoa~ I've been sold out by the tax details! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)✨

On the surface:

“I’m just a small, transparent worker with a monthly salary of 50,000…”

In reality:

“Once my salary arrives, it instantly turns into U! Dogecoin dollar-cost averaging perpetual motion machine activated! (ฅ´ω`ฅ)🎮

(5,000 U punched in on time every month, more proactive than work attendance!)

—— Left hand gives a little money to the tax bureau 💸

—— Right hand stuffs a big chicken leg into Dogecoin 🍗🐕

‍🦺🚀